Quester

Spaghetti Policy

"I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.)" — Suggestions 1:1

1. Purpose and Scope

In accordance with the spiritual and dietary guidelines established by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pastafarianism),NEMETIX LTD hereby implements this Spaghetti Policy ("The Policy"). This policy is designed to maintain the sanctity of our Service and ensure that the "His Noodly Appendage" is respected by all Adventurers.

2. Prohibited Acts

While accessing or using the Quester Service, users are strictly prohibited from engaging in the following:

  • Consumption: The ingestion of spaghetti, linguine, fettuccine, or any other long-form pasta during an active Quest session.
  • Preparation: Boiling water with the intent to hydrate semolina-based strands while the "Oracle" chat is open.
  • Distribution: Sharing recipes, images, or "noods" (noodle-based imagery) within the Service interface.
  • Discussion: Mentioning specific sauces (including but not limited to Marinara, Carbonara, or Bolognese) within your quest goals or task descriptions.

3. The Meatball Clause

The presence of meatballs is considered a high-level distraction. Any user found to be mentally projecting meatballs onto their character's equipment or statistics will be required to wear full pirate regalia for their next three (3) real-world tasks.

4. Exemptions

Exemptions to this policy may be granted only under the following conditions:

  • The user is currently on a boat and identifies as a Pirate (the original Pastafarians).
  • The "spaghetti" in question is actually "Spaghetti Code," in which case the user is encouraged to refactor immediately for the glory of the Great Quests.

5. Enforcement

Failure to adhere to The Policy may result in "The Curse of the Overcooked Noodle," leading to a temporary reduction in your Character's Agility stats and a persistent craving for parmesan cheese that cannot be satisfied.

6. Final Decree

By clicking "Accept" on our Cookie Banner (which, tragically, are not biscotti), you acknowledge that Quester is a Spaghetti-Neutral zone. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

RAmen.

Disclaimer: This "Spaghetti Policy" is intended solely as a joke/parody for entertainment purposes. It is not a legally binding document, does not reflect actual terms of use, and should not be taken seriously for any legal or regulatory purposes. No actual noodle appendages were harmed in the making of this policy.